var msg = new Array();Stamp = new Date();today = Stamp.getDate();msg[1] = "The price of greatness is responsibility.<br><span class='author'>-Churchill</span>";msg[2] = "Make no little plans.<br><span class='author'>-Daniel Burnham</span>";msg[3] = "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.<br><span class='author'>-Oscar Wilde</span>";msg[4] = "Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.<br><span class='author'>-Allen Ginsberg</span>";msg[5] = "Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.<br><span class='author'>-Cary Grant</span>";msg[6] = "Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing it better.<br><span class='author'>-John Updike</span></span>";msg[7] = "Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.<br><span class='author'>-Virginia Woolf</span>";msg[8] = "The truth is more important than the facts.<br><span class='author'>-Frank Lloyd Wright</span>";msg[9] = "You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.<br><span class='author'>-James Thurber</span>";msg[10] = "Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.<br><span class='author'>-Charles Brower</span>";msg[11] = "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.<br><span class='author'>-Albert Einstein</span>";msg[12] = "It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies.<br><span class='author'>-Arthur Calwell</span>";msg[13] = "A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.<br><span class='author'>-Napoleon Bonaparte</span>";msg[14] = "A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.<br><span class='author'>-John F. Kennedy</span>";msg[15] = "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.<br><span class='author'>-Will Rogers</span>";msg[16] = "Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.<br><span class='author'>-Bertrand Russell</span>";msg[17] = "There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come.<br><span class='author'>-Victor Hugo</span>";msg[18] = "Journalism is merely history's first draft.<br><span class='author'>-Geoffrey C. Ward</span>";msg[19] = "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.<br><span class='author'>-Pablo Picasso</span>";msg[20] = "No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.<br><span class='author'>-Henry Louis Mencken</span>";msg[21] = "Do or do not. There is no try.<br><span class='author'>-Yoda</span>";msg[22] = "Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.<br><span class='author'>-Herodotus</span>";msg[23] = "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.<br><span class='author'>-Friedrich Nietzsche</span>";msg[24] = "I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.<br><span class='author'>-Donald Trump</span>";msg[25] = "Life contracts or expands in direct proportion to the amount of courage one has.<br><span class='author'>-Anais Nin</span>";msg[26] = "Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.<br><span class='author'>-Jules de Gaultier</span>";msg[27] = "If you have nothing to say, please only say it once.<br><span class='author'>-Unknown</span>";msg[28] = "None love the bearer of bad news.<br><span class='author'>-Sophocles</span>";msg[29] = "When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.<br><span class='author'>-Confusius</span>";msg[30] = "A day without laughter is a day wasted.<br><span class='author'>-Charlie Chaplin</span>";msg[31] = "It's kind of fun to do the impossible.<br><span class='author'>-Walt Disney</span>";function writeTip() { document.write(msg[today]);}